21 December 2012

MAMBO YA MWISHO WA DUNIA LEO HII! UMEJIANDAA?



Preparing for the final day, 22nd Dec.2012



Experts found that the Mayans thought it would all be over at 11.11GMT.

But we're still here... for now.

So dozens of losers who flocked to Bugarach in France because they thought it was the only 

safe place can come back and rejoin the rest of us. ( HAHAHAAA! I READ THIS 

NIKACHEKAJE?)





Celebrations ... Mayans welcome the end in Guatemala

Panic-buying of candles has been reported in China's Sichuan province. In Russia, where sales of tinned goods and matches have surged, Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev has urged his country folk to remain calm.
Authorities in the French Pyrenees are preparing for an influx of believers to the mountain Pic de Bugarach, where rumours have spread that UFOs will rescue human gatherers.

Source: BBC NEWS

Sikujua kuna wenzetu walikuwa very busy preparing themselves for the final day! hahahaa! Sijui wana mkataba na Mungu? mmmh!


17 December 2012

UGANDA'S PRESIDENT; " DON'T KILL GAY PEOPLE"


Uganda's president has said gay people should not be killed or persecuted, as MPs continue to consider a controversial Anti-Homosexuality Bill.



In his first public comments on the bill for some time, President Yoweri Museveni also said that homosexuality should not be promoted.
The original version of the bill stipulated the death penalty for some homosexual acts but this has reportedly been dropped.
Homosexual acts are illegal in Uganda.
The president said: "If there are some homosexuals, we shall not kill or persecute them but there should be no promotion of homosexuality.
"We cannot accept promotion of homosexuality as if it is a good thing."
Some African opponents of homosexuality have said it was introduced to the continent by European colonisers.
However, Mr Museveni said he knew of traditional kings and chiefs who practiced  homosexuality, but that they did it in secret and did not promote it.
He said he had told the US ambassador to Kampala that all forms of sex were kept private in Africa, unlike in Western societies.

"I told him that I have been married to my wife for 39 years, but I have never kissed her in public and in my house before the children," the New Vision newspaper quoted him as saying at the same church ceremony.
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MOTHER & SON, WOTE MATATIZO MATUPU!


Nancy Lanza, 52, was a survivalist and began hoarding essentials because she feared 

the financial crisis would spark the end of civilised society.

She became obsessed with guns and taught Adam, 20, how to shoot at a firing range 

despite his psychological conditions.


But on Friday he killed her by blasting her in the face as she lay in bed, it was claimed 

yesterday.


Local reports have claimed Nancy had not got up yet - and could have even been 

asleep - when her son killed her on Friday morning.

After shooting his mother dead Lanza took her car keys and three guns belonging to 

her - a Glock and a Sig Sauer, and a .223 caliber rifle - and drove her car to Sandy 

Hook school where he massacred 20 children and six staff before shooting himself.



'Kama unafuatilia habari kwa sasa, hii ndio one of the news kubwa zinazoendelea 

duniani. Huyo kijana wa Kimarekani akili zilimtuma kumua mama yake ambaye ndio 

aliyekuwa akimfundisha kutumia "guns"  na kuua pia wanafunzi, 

vitoto vidogo kati ya miaka 5 na 10.' Inasikitisha!




14 December 2012

MASSIVE XMASS SALE



KARIBUNI WOTEEEE TO ENJOY OUR MASSIVE XMASS SALE FROM TOMORROW 15TH DEC TO 22ND DEC. 

OPEN 9.00AM - 8.00 PM MONDAY - SUNDAY




09 December 2012

HOME IS ALWAYS BEST


WAS SOOO HUMBLED TO VISIT MY ROOTS ONCE AGAIN AFTER A LONG WHILE


MACHAME BABY !!!! SOOOO PROUD TO BE!!!!


BUT KWANZA, WE HAD TO STOP AT CHANG BAY, WACHAGGA OYEEE!!! HIZI KUKU LADHA NI ILE ILE JAMANI, MIAKA NENDA RUDI!! YAM! YAM!

04 December 2012

WILLIAM AND KATE EXPECTING THEIR FIRST CHILD


AWWWW! EXPECTING THEIR ROYAL BABY!



KATE SIPPING WATER INSTEAD OF WINE IN SINGAPORE


IF ONLY DIANA WAS ALIVE JAMANI KUONA MJUKUU WAKE

(IN PICTURE DIANE WITH HER SON WILLIAM)

COME TREAT URSELF THIS XMAS @ VERY REASONABLE PRICE


SIZE 42/44


SIZE 44


SIZE 44/46/48/50/52


SIZE 17/18


SIZE L / XL


SIZE L


SIZE 14/16


MEDIUM/ LARGE


SIZE 42,44

03 December 2012

WHAT A DISGRACE !!!!


KUNA VITU HUWA VINANICHOSHA, LAKINI HII NI KALI JAMNI DUUUH!


West Brom defender Liam Ridgewell, 28, squats over a toilet and wipes his backside with a 

wad of £20 notes.

Scattered on the floor in front of him are dozens more £20 notes, totalling almost £1,000.


The Premier League star, who earns at least £20,000 a week, is apparently using the cash 

instead of toilet roll.

He claims the sick stunt was simply a “joke” to wind up a friend — but it will infuriate more than 

just his pal.




THE MAN HIMSELF, LIAM RIDGEWELL






Source: The Sun





MAGARI YA BONGO NA VIJEMBE VYAKE

ENROUTE TO MOROGORO



MDOMO NYUMBA YA MANENO








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