MAMBO YA MWISHO WA DUNIA LEO HII! UMEJIANDAA?

Preparing for the final day, 22nd Dec.2012

Experts found that the Mayans thought it would all be over at 11.11GMT.

But we're still here... for now.

So dozens of losers who flocked to Bugarach in France because they thought it was the only 

safe place can come back and rejoin the rest of us. ( HAHAHAAA! I READ THIS 

NIKACHEKAJE?)

Celebrations ... Mayans welcome the end in Guatemala

Panic-buying of candles has been reported in China's Sichuan province. In Russia, where sales of tinned goods and matches have surged, Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev has urged his country folk to remain calm.

Authorities in the French Pyrenees are preparing for an influx of believers to the mountain Pic de Bugarach, where rumours have spread that UFOs will rescue human gatherers.

Source: BBC NEWS

Sikujua kuna wenzetu walikuwa very busy preparing themselves for the final day! hahahaa! Sijui wana mkataba na Mungu? mmmh!

Continue reading the main story

UGANDA'S PRESIDENT; " DON'T KILL GAY PEOPLE"

Uganda's president has said gay people should not be killed or persecuted, as MPs continue to consider a controversial Anti-Homosexuality Bill.

In his first public comments on the bill for some time, President Yoweri Museveni also said that homosexuality should not be promoted.

The original version of the bill stipulated the death penalty for some homosexual acts but this has reportedly been dropped.

Homosexual acts are illegal in Uganda.

The president said: "If there are some homosexuals, we shall not kill or persecute them but there should be no promotion of homosexuality.

"We cannot accept promotion of homosexuality as if it is a good thing."

Some African opponents of homosexuality have said it was introduced to the continent by European colonisers.

However, Mr Museveni said he knew of traditional kings and chiefs who practiced  homosexuality, but that they did it in secret and did not promote it.

He said he had told the US ambassador to Kampala that all forms of sex were kept private in Africa, unlike in Western societies.

"I told him that I have been married to my wife for 39 years, but I have never kissed her in public and in my house before the children," the New Vision newspaper quoted him as saying at the same church ceremony.
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MOTHER & SON, WOTE MATATIZO MATUPU!

Nancy Lanza, 52, was a survivalist and began hoarding essentials because she feared 

the financial crisis would spark the end of civilised society.

She became obsessed with guns and taught Adam, 20, how to shoot at a firing range 

despite his psychological conditions.

But on Friday he killed her by blasting her in the face as she lay in bed, it was claimed 

yesterday.

Local reports have claimed Nancy had not got up yet - and could have even been 

asleep - when her son killed her on Friday morning.

After shooting his mother dead Lanza took her car keys and three guns belonging to 

her - a Glock and a Sig Sauer, and a .223 caliber rifle - and drove her car to Sandy 

Hook school where he massacred 20 children and six staff before shooting himself.

'Kama unafuatilia habari kwa sasa, hii ndio one of the news kubwa zinazoendelea 

duniani. Huyo kijana wa Kimarekani akili zilimtuma kumua mama yake ambaye ndio 

aliyekuwa akimfundisha kutumia "guns"  na kuua pia wanafunzi, 

vitoto vidogo kati ya miaka 5 na 10.' Inasikitisha!

MASSIVE XMASS SALE

KARIBUNI WOTEEEE TO ENJOY OUR MASSIVE XMASS SALE FROM TOMORROW 15TH DEC TO 22ND DEC. 

OPEN 9.00AM - 8.00 PM MONDAY - SUNDAY

HOME IS ALWAYS BEST

WAS SOOO HUMBLED TO VISIT MY ROOTS ONCE AGAIN AFTER A LONG WHILE

MACHAME BABY !!!! SOOOO PROUD TO BE!!!!

BUT KWANZA, WE HAD TO STOP AT CHANG BAY, WACHAGGA OYEEE!!! HIZI KUKU LADHA NI ILE ILE JAMANI, MIAKA NENDA RUDI!! YAM! YAM!

WILLIAM AND KATE EXPECTING THEIR FIRST CHILD

AWWWW! EXPECTING THEIR ROYAL BABY!

KATE SIPPING WATER INSTEAD OF WINE IN SINGAPORE

IF ONLY DIANA WAS ALIVE JAMANI KUONA MJUKUU WAKE

(IN PICTURE DIANE WITH HER SON WILLIAM)

COME TREAT URSELF THIS XMAS @ VERY REASONABLE PRICE

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WHAT A DISGRACE !!!!

KUNA VITU HUWA VINANICHOSHA, LAKINI HII NI KALI JAMNI DUUUH!

West Brom defender Liam Ridgewell, 28, squats over a toilet and wipes his backside with a 

wad of £20 notes.

Scattered on the floor in front of him are dozens more £20 notes, totalling almost £1,000.

The Premier League star, who earns at least £20,000 a week, is apparently using the cash 

instead of toilet roll.

He claims the sick stunt was simply a “joke” to wind up a friend — but it will infuriate more than 

just his pal.

THE MAN HIMSELF, LIAM RIDGEWELL

Source: The Sun

MAGARI YA BONGO NA VIJEMBE VYAKE

ENROUTE TO MOROGORO

MDOMO NYUMBA YA MANENO

BACK TO DAR

UKIMAIND POA

MY BI. SHOGA IS GETTING MARRIED!!!!

YOUR BLESSED WITH SUCH A BIG AND LOVING HEART MPENZI, MUMEO IS A LUCKY MAN!

HONGERA MAMA, ULIPENDEZAJE MPENZI!!!!

FROM KIFUNGILO KULA NA KUFICHA 'VIBUNTO,' TO BEING YOUR MATRON

BEAUTIFUL MAMA

MUNGU AKUTANGULIE KATIKA YOTE NA UKAWE NA NDOA YENYE BARAKA TELE!!!

CODE:MILABE THIS XMASS

HELLOOOOO MY PEOPLE, HEADING TOWARDS XMASS, CODE:MILABE WILL BE OPEN 

EVERY SUNDAY TO GIVE MORE TIME FOR YOU TO BUY XMASS GIFTS/PRESENTS FOR 

YOURSELF AND YOUR LOVED ONE AT A VERY REASONABLE PRICE. KARIBUNI SANA!!!!

YOU DID IT BABY GIRL, YOU DID IT!!!!!!!

ULIPENDEZAJE SASA??? Mwaaaah! My blood, my Joy, My happiness!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS BABY GIRL!!!!!!

OUR BEAUTIFUL BABY SISTER GOT HER MASTERS ON FINANCE AND MANAGEMENT, WITH DISTINCTION. WE ARE FOREVER SOOOO PROUD OF YOU! MAY ALL YOUR WISHES COME TRUE.

LOVE YOU ALWAYS BABY GIRL!!!!

HOW TO LOOK SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL WITH KIDS AND A HUSBAND

YESSSSS! MWANAMKE KUJIPENDA, TENA HASWAA UKIWA KWENYE NDOA YAKO NA WATOTO WAKO KUTOKA KWA MUNGU. LOVE YOU ALWAYS GIRL! MY BLOOD, MY LOVE, MY HAPPINESS! mwaaaah!

A VERY TOUCHING STORY EVER

Above is a two years old boy suffering from Leukemia (Cancer ya damu) with his dad and mum on their wedding day. The little lad was his dad best man.

Little Charlie Harris beside his dad as his best man

Charlie's mum, given away

Leukemia sufferer Charlie Harris-Beard, who was given just weeks to live, stood by dad Joe’s 

side as he tied the knot with mum Fiona today.

Brave Charlie brought a tear to the eyes of the 300-strong congregation as he delivered the 

rings to his parents in his favourite remote-controlled car.

After the service at St Mary’s Church in Kidderminster, Worcs, the little lad smiled for pictures 

with Fiona and Joe, both 30.

Brave Charlie was diagnosed with acute myeloid leukaemia on Easter Sunday last year.

He returned home from hospital in January following a successful bone marrow transplant using 

stem cells from an American baby’s umbilical cord.

But last week, his devastated parents revealed on their Facebook page that the cancer had 

returned.

MAMBO YA FACEBOOK NA FREEDOM OF SPEECH

SYRIA

Among the dozens of Facebook groups spawned by the Syrian uprising, a page supporting women's rights has suddenly received a wave of attention, because of an image posted there by one of its followers. 

The picture was of 21-year-old Dana Bakdounis, without the veil she had grown up wearing - and it polarised opinion.

Looking right into the lens, her short-shorn hair in full view, she held an ID picture of her previously veiled self, along with a note that read:

"The first thing I felt when I took off my veil" and "I'm with the uprising of women in the Arab world because, for 20 years, I wasn't allowed to feel the wind in my hair and [on] my body".

The image proved hugely controversial, attracting over 1,600 likes, nearly 600 shares, and more than 250 comments.

Dana has received much support, and while many of her friends have un-friended her, many more have sent friend requests.

INDIA

An Indian woman who was arrested on Monday over a comment on Facebook has said she was "shocked" by the incident.

Shaheen Dhada was arrested for criticising the shutdown of Mumbai after the death on Saturday of controversial politician Bal Thackeray.

Her friend, Renu Srinivasan, who had "liked" the comment was also arrested. The two were later freed on bail.

Recently, police have arrested a number of people in cases which campaigners call a breach of freedom of speech.



source: BBC NEWS

HAVE U SEEN CHRISTINA RECENTLY?

Some women are sooo lucky, they can just decide what to do with their bodies

Yap! that's Christina Aguilera, looking fabulous in her carveous body

Christina in her slim body

Full figured women are sexy meiin!!! Too skinny body no no no! unless haujikondeshi na ni mwili wako tu.

East Africa Ultimate Frisbee Tournament

Arusha, Tanzania

November 23-24, 2012

 Arusha Ultimate Frisbee Association is pleased to announce the East Africa Ultimate Frisbee Tournament which will be held in Arusha, Tanzania on November 23-24, 2012, Four teams will be participating in game  played at Arusha Technical College:-

The teams that will be participating:

    
   MOSHI KILL KILLERS  -Captain: Frank Mushi

    MWANZA TOSSERS  -Captain: Andrew Bergman

    ARUSHA ULTIMATE FRISBEE  -Captain: Silau Ole Nyasi

    NAIROBI ULTIMATE  -Captain: Aaron Colverson

For any additional information and request, please call one of The Organizers Oli - 0684082908 or 0752216040

AINT SOMALI WOMEN STUNNING?

It's the skin, features, nafikiri na vyote vingine, i just think they are gorgeous